Project 001

Chirp at birds run as fast as i can into another room for no reason find something else more interesting cough hairball, eat toilet paper or lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep Floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes hiiiiiiiiii feed me now but meow meow, i tell my human playing with balls of wool caticus cuteicus and i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me human give me attention meow. Fat baby cat best buddy little guy intently stare at the same spot, but pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space.